How to Make Money Using Twitter

March 31st, 2009
by dustin

Can’t believe how many people scratch their heads trying to figure out how to make money using twitter when the formula is so incredibly simple. If you fall into this camp, let me share a little secret with you…

How to Make $$$ Using Twitter:

Follow these simple steps.

1. Open up your twitter account
2. Click on the dialog box to create a post.
3. Hold down your shift button on your keyboard.
4. While holding the shift button, carefully click on the 4 button exactly three times.

Congrats! You’ve successfully made $$$ on Twitter. Now go tell your friends that @webconnoisseur showed you how to make money using this easy tweet this link.

Posted in Social Networking, User Generated Content | Comments (43)

43 Responses to “How to Make Money Using Twitter”

  1. TweetJustice Says:

    That is the best summary of how to make money on Twitter I’ve read to date. Solid advice that is guaranteed to work!

  2. Karl Ribas Says:

    OMG! You are the shit!

  3. mosa3 Says:

    Ok, that was great! You really can make $$$ on twitter this way. So now I ask you how can I take this $$$ that I just made on twitter to a real bank for deposit to my account?

  4. a Says:

    u a$$hole

  5. prasanna Says:

    make more money with your twitter profile http://www.twittad.com/a/Ajh

  6. Barbara Ling, Virtual Coach Says:

    Too funny, thanks for sharing!!

    Barbara

  7. SEO India Says:

    I got it.thanks

  8. teja Says:

    4. While holding the shift button, carefully click on the 4 button exactly three times i dont get that pls email me to help

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  10. Randy Says:

    Only zipps would waste time showing how to make $$$$$ appear on their page.. To make real money, You need to offer a real item or service and then find people interested in it..

  11. Aaron Says:

    Funny stuff…here is how you can really make money with twitter… moneywithtwitter.blogspot.com

  12. Blogging Contest Says:

    Damn!! You’re my man… This the fast methode to Make Money with Twitter Account.

  13. freelancer Says:

    hahahahaha… I think this is real funny idea to making money with twitter… good on your idea to making traffic… nice!

  14. Kamal Patel Says:

    Bravo…….Funny post

  15. Free Trial Net Says:

    Damn this is a great post lol thanks for sharing

  16. Ecommerce store website Says:

    Nice to see how the secret of making money with Twitter, anyway remember that don’t be excessive in it.

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  18. jamiu Says:

    funny posts.keep it up and give real solutions. My forum @www.nairapalace.com

  19. jcabaj Says:

    This is great way to earn money on Twitter. Good luck!

  20. syl Says:

    It didnt work.

  21. jamie marriner Says:

    hahaha fucking legend :L

  22. freelance jobs Says:

    Nice posting.. Great!

  23. Rahul Says:

    That’s great
    hope it wrks

  24. yogeshonline35 Says:

    Hi, i did not get idea, how to do this. could you please explain in detail, which button to click, which post dialog box to click.

  25. Webslinger Says:

    haha @ the people not getting the joke.

  26. faisal Says:

    nice posting…hahha

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  28. vivian Says:

    i cant gets…pls email,,the whole details thanks!!! :)

  29. Jerry Says:

    Ha Ha funny man! I think making any real money on twitter is pretty difficult. I’ve been trying for a while and it just hasn’t happened. I mean seems 9 out of 10 tweets are trying to get you to buy something. Oh well I know other ways to make some moola!!

  30. Y2J Says:

    What is the 4 button

  31. Lonnie Says:

    Now that was too funny! Thanks for sharing!

  32. Uptoo Says:

    Ha… It is what I have done. It is really an effective way of making money.. there on Twitter. $$$

  33. youngholliday/twitter.com Says:

    too funny how many of you actually tried this

  34. twitter.com/YoungHolliday Says:

    too funny how many of you actually tried this…lmao

  35. steve adams Says:

    I will admit that made me laugh and not in the lol way but the actual action of laughing out loud :)

  36. RLRS Says:

    Wow really workz !!! thx a bunch cant wait 4 my check in da mail !!!

  37. nycpartylife Says:

    follow me on tweeter nycpartylife

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  39. ephraim hogan Says:

    please what 4 buttons will i click.
    i don’t know where and what 4 buttons to click..please help me.

  40. Douglas Anderson Says:

    This is certainly the best and most reliable technique for making money on Twitter, and easily worth the $47 I didn’t pay to learn it.

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